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Mr. Kim: You got a message.
Korben Dallas: Yeah?
Mr. Kim: You're not going to open it? It might be important.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving...-with my wife.

/The Fifth Element/

On je čuvar vremena, jahač mokrih valova...
Kao poštar lakog sna, on u snove dosurfa...

Priest Vito Cornelius: What are you doing?
Korben Dallas: Trying to save your ass so you can save the world.

/The Fifth Element/

On je čuvar vremena, jahač mokrih valova...
Kao poštar lakog sna, on u snove dosurfa...

Zorg: This case is empty.
Priest Vito Cornelius: What?
Zorg: Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full!
Aknot: You asked for a case. We brought you a case.
Zorg: A case with four stones in it! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants.
Zorg: But you can still count!

/The Fifth Element/

On je čuvar vremena, jahač mokrih valova...
Kao poštar lakog sna, on u snove dosurfa...

Izmjenio - Filip u 18.07.2003 1:49:05

Korben Dallas: Whoa,lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.

/The Fifth Element/

On je čuvar vremena, jahač mokrih valova...
Kao poštar lakog sna, on u snove dosurfa...

jaaako zabavan film, danas ću ga opet pogledati.
thnx philly

Kate Filmore: Who are you?
Simon Grady: Yeah, it's me. Good old Simon. Do you remember this, do you? Well, I've waited a long time for payback.
Kate Filmore: But, that was just seconds ago.
Simon Grady: Don't be so stupid Kate. You know time works differently in this place.

/Hypercube: Cube 2/

On je čuvar vremena, jahač mokrih valova...
Kao poštar lakog sna, on u snove dosurfa...

Dante: What an embarassing way to die.
Randal: Eh, that's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Dante: How'd he die?
Randal: He broke his neck.
Dante: That's embarassing?
Randal: He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.
Dante: Shut the hell up!
Randal: I swear.
Dante: Stop it!
Randal: Bible truth.
Dante: Oh my God.
Randal: C'mon. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?
Dante: No.
Randal: Yeah right, you're so repressed.
Dante: Because I've never tried to suck my own dick?
Randal: No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it.
Dante: Who found him?
Randal: My cousin? Mom found him. It was a mess. He was on his bed with his legs doubled over himself. Mom freaked out.
Dante: Man, and he had his dick in his mouth?
Randal: Yeah. Balls resting on his lips.
Dante: Wow, he really made it.
Randal: Yeah, but at what a price.
Dante: I could never reach.
Randal: Reach what?
Dante: You know.
Randal: What, your dick?
Dante: Yeah, like you said, I guess everybody gets curious and tries it sometime.
Randal: I never tried it. Fuckin' pervert.

/ CLERKS /

LOL LOL LOL !!!



Izmjenio - waiter in his 60s u 27.07.2003 11:45:32

Ha ha ha... Pet plus, sjedi... :)

Dante: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?

/ CLERKS /

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

/ CLERKS /

Shug: I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.

/ The Color Purple /

Izmjenio - waiter in his 60s u 12.08.2003 0:23:02

I know you think I am dead, but I am not.
I may be poor, black, and made to be ugly.
But dear God, I'm here! I'm here!

/ The Color Purple /

Izmjenio - waiter in his 60s u 12.08.2003 0:16:57

Nettie: Not being tied to what God looks like frees us

/ The Color Purple /

Sweet Jesus, am I tired... My mind runs up a
thought, gets confused, runs back and sort of lays down

/ The Color Purple /

Just Ask Melanie (from Jackie Brown)

Melanie:
"Take your thumb off the cup. You okay?"

Louis:
"Yeah, just getting old. Seems I can't smoke or laugh now without coughing."

Melanie:
"Oh, well coughing's good, it opens up the capillaries,
you know when you cough you're pulling air, or in this case...smoke, into parts of the lungs that don't
normally get used, and so, coughing's good, it gets you higher..."

Ordell:
"...and you definately know a lot about that. Goddamn girl, you gettin high already? It's just two o'clock."

Melanie:
"It's that late?"

Ordell:
"You know you smoke too much of that shit, that shit's gonna rob you of your ambition..."

Melanie:
"Not if your ambition's to get high and watch TV."

Personality goes a long way (from Pulp Fiction)

VINCENT
You want some bacon?
JULES
No, man, I don't eat pork.
VINCENT
Are you Jewish ?
JULES
No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.
VINCENT
Why not?
JULES
Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
VINCENT
But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...
JULES
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.
I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
VINCENT
How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces
JULES
I don't eat dog either
VINCENT
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.
But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.
VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?
JULES
We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.
I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Madonna Speech

MR. BROWN
What the fuck was I talking about ?
MR. ORANGE
You said "True Blue" was about a guy, you said it's a girl who meets a nice guy
But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks.
MR. BROWN
Ok, let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about.
It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine.
I'm talking, morning, day,night, afternoon,
Dick, dick,dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick.
MR. BLUE
How many dicks is that?
MR. WHITE
A lot.
MR. BROWN
Then one day she meets a John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby.
I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels.
Now she's gettin this serious dick action,
She's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain
JOE
Chew? Toby Chew? No.
MR. BROWN
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
You know, her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like it did the first time.
You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what is once like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."

poslje njega nikad ništa nije bilo isto.
a zamislite kako bi svijet izgledao da smo za pulp fiction izabrali reservoir dogse?

fina ova rita

velkam rita.

On je čuvar vremena, jahač mokrih valova...
Kao poštar lakog sna, on u snove dosurfa...

hvala.

Barry Egan: Teryaki chicken. Tery...aki chicken. Soup? Soup...soup...Chicken noodle....? Cookies. Pudding. PUDDING!

/Punch-Drunk Love/

On je čuvar vremena, jahač mokrih valova...
Kao poštar lakog sna, on u snove dosurfa...

Barry Egan: At that restaurant, I beat up the bathroom. I'm sorry.

/Punch-Drunk Love/

On je čuvar vremena, jahač mokrih valova...
Kao poštar lakog sna, on u snove dosurfa...

Barry Egan: I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.

/Punch-Drunk Love/

On je čuvar vremena, jahač mokrih valova...
Kao poštar lakog sna, on u snove dosurfa...

Izmjenio - Filip u 17.08.2003 17:12:53

ovaj dijalog mi je super!

Barry Egan: You are so beautiful. I love you so much I want to smash your face in with a sledgehammer.
Lena Leonard: I love you so much I want to scoop your eyeballs out of their sockets and chew and suck on them.
[Pause]
Barry Egan: This is funny. This is nice.
Lena Leonard: [Giggles]

/Punch-Drunk Love/

On je čuvar vremena, jahač mokrih valova...
Kao poštar lakog sna, on u snove dosurfa...

CIJA SNAJKA CIJA...

Sanderson Reed: But where is your sense of patriotism?
Allan Quatermain: [stands up with a drink] God save the Queen!

/The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen/

On je čuvar vremena, jahač mokrih valova...
Kao poštar lakog sna, on u snove dosurfa...

Tom Sawyer: Boy, they told me European women had funny ways.

/The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen/

On je čuvar vremena, jahač mokrih valova...
Kao poštar lakog sna, on u snove dosurfa...

Dorian Gray: Mina. You're still alive...
Mina Harker: It's possible I can't die.

/The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen/

On je čuvar vremena, jahač mokrih valova...
Kao poštar lakog sna, on u snove dosurfa...

Mina Harker: You're sweet, and you're young; neither are traits that I hold in high regard.

/The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen/

On je čuvar vremena, jahač mokrih valova...
Kao poštar lakog sna, on u snove dosurfa...