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evo ja opet s crtićima
how do u feel about cartman,u guys?

najači lik u povijesti animacije. cartman kick ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dečki moji, pa komu se vi divite?
onomu koji se usudi izreći ono što vi zbog svojih skrupula ne smijete, osim kad ste sigurni da vas mama neće čut ;-)
pojma patuljci nemaju šta je crtani...

Don't mess with me, Airballs!
You will respect my authoritah or
I'll kick u in the nnnuts!

Airball, zaintrigiro me odgovor.

Na koje patuljke mislis i na koje crtane filmove???

Izmjenio - vlado u 18.11.2002 22:49:03

baš je nekidan bija south park s radioheadom. cartman je jedan od boljih likova u povjesti crtanog filma. i'm not fat, i just have big bones.

kad smo kod radioheada jel vi mislite da dedi u "amnezijak jak djeluje" misli na radiohead ili klasicni tablet za glavu?!?

uf sto volim pijan postat na vlastrucni forum. ajd u pm sve skupa treba otic na obale rimske/finske/irske/skoteske s rositom pedringo. fakat treba.-

pa moram priznati da sam i ja prmijetio (premda trijezan ovo pišem) neke paralelke s Radioglavonjama. Na njih mi vuče i taj spomenuti "amnezijak", pa "intergalaktički sudac" iz Trenera i dalo bi se nać još sličnih.
Al to meni stvarno ne bode oči, pače, fino je to, godi!
A što se Cartmana tiče, napokon, njegova je ovo i tema, osim što svijetli u mraku i inače i na mojim boxericama, moj definitvni favorit je njegova izvedba Creepa od već spomenute grupe.
Ajm a kuuiiip, ajm a uidooo...
Pozdrav!

dobro interpretira creepa
ali 'fire startera' i 'smack my bitch up'
još bolje
a tek selinku i 'my heart vilj gou oooon'

A znate ono kad na krevetu pjeva i pleše
s kaubojskim šešuarom i pistolama:

'I'm a bad ass cowboy livin' in the cowboy days, icky, wicky, scratch, yo-yo, bang-bang! Me and Artemus Cloud Frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider! Wicky, wicky, wick. Wicky, wicky, wick. Fresh cowboy from the West Siide!!!'

ja se na tu epizodu doslovno upišo u gaće

kartmen je zakon i moj životni uzor i najbolji lik na TV i filmu uopće!!!

mene je oduševio sa "In The Getto" u onoj epizodi kad su trebali prespavat kod Kennyja da dobiju čikinpoks (vodene kozice?)

kraj zadnje epizode:

- o.k., children, let us now revise... what positions did we cover today?
karen?
- mmm... doggie style?
- yes. o.k. slightly conservative but o.k.
next position? jimmy?
- the rabid donkey?
- yes, that's a good one.
- the long kurt?
- aha... yeah... that's always a good choice
you can always give your partner the good ol' long kurt. sure to satisfy.
- the six-legged sharon
- bravo, annie. so you like that one best, do you?
- the sauna perez
- excellent, billy, that's a great one. keep 'em coming, kids...
... ... ...

ovo gore je doduše Mr. Garisson, First Grade Teacher, ali je na 2. mjestu po opaljenosti iza Cartmana

Hello Eric.
Hi, Dr. Lut.
How's my little piggy today?
Ay, don't call me little piggy.
I just say that because you're my little buddy.
Take me for an eye exam, alright, keep the fat jokes for yourself.
Hop up on the chair. Don't break it now.
God dammit.
Just kidding. Let's see how your eyes are doing. All you have to do is read the letters, can you see the letters?
Yes.
Alright, read them out for me.
I - AM - A - LITTLE - PIG - E
Ha, ha, ha.
That does it! Ma!
No, no, that was a weak coincidence. I do not know how that happened. I - AM - A - LITTLE - PIG - E. Wow, what are the odds of that. Alright, lets get down to business. Shall we?
Gee, that's a good idea. My mom isn't paying you to be a comedian.
Alright, we got the test results back piggy.
Stop calling me piggy.
You've got a small stigmitism that's causing all the problems.
So what does that mean?
It means piggy, that your eyesight is never going to get better.

Alright, right now I'm going to be totally serious here, okay? If you call me piggy one more time, I'm gonna leap out of this chair and rip off your god damn nuts off with my bare hands.


i'ma little piggy, here is my snout, oink, oink, oink... damn that radiohead fan

sorry što nisam napomenuo da se radi o
mr. garrisonu, mislio sam da se kuži iz
konteksta...

a epizoda kad cartman misli da je vijetnamska kurva i hoda okolo nudeći
blow jobove marincima:
''Sucky sucky! Only 5 dollar! Hey, soldier-boy, me so horny, love you good, only
5 dollar! Sucky sucky!''

ili mr. garrison on women:

- I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

meni je najluđa epizoda sa zastavom.
znate kad se kuhar žali da je zastava rasistička, a ona dva rednek lovca kažu da nije pa gradonačelnica zatraži da se zastava donese i onda pita pa dobro šta je tu rasističko a na zastavi četri bijele figurice koje se drže za ruke a u sredini crna figurica obješena. ludo!!!!
a onda kuhar kaže na prosvijedu 1990 jedan budistički svećenik se zapalio u znak protesta prema vanjskoj politici američke vlade danas ću ja učiniti to isto i podigne kanistar benzina i zapali budističkog svećenika. a kkk prosvjeduju i viču vajt pavr a onda se umore i odu doma vičući hat šaur, hat šaur!!!! legendarno

cartman's tea party

Cartman: My goodness, that's a lovely dress you are wearing, Polly Prissy Pants.
Cartman as Polly: Oh, thank you, Eric. You are a perfect gentleman, and you are smart and true.
Cartman as Peter: Yes, Eric, you are strong and smart and true. Everybody likes you very much.
Cartman: That's niiice, Peter Panda.
[Stan and Kyle are back at the bushes with Mr. Mackey's camera]
Stan: Dude, this is going to be the funniest tape ever made.
Kyle: How much do you think Mr. Mackey needs?
Stan: I donnow, just keep rolling.
Cartman: More tea, Rumpertumskin?
Cartman as Rumpertumskin: Yes, please, Eric. You are tough and handsome.
Cartman: Thank you, Rumpertumskin. And what do you think about me, Clyde Frog?
Stan as Clyde: I think you're a big fat piece of crap.
Cartman: [not knowing how to take that, then] Eyy!

CARTMAN in christmas time:
'i'm not fat, i'm festively plump'

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Eric Cartman - O Holy Night

Cartman: And, O holy night! The stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of our dear Savior's b-b-b-birth.
O holy night! The something something distant
It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie.
Jesus was born and so I get presents.
Thank you, Jesus for being born.

Zbor: (Whooo-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Fall
(Fa-a-a-a-alllll)
On your knees!
(On your knees)
And, hear
(Can't you heaaar)
The angel's... something
(Voices!)
O night
(O night!)
Divine
(Divine!)
The night when I get presents;
(O-o-o)
O night
(O night!)
Beeef-caaakkkeee, O night;
O night devine!
Ehh.. chmm

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)
Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!
[POP!]
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!
Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he's practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And won't fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he won't drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.
Howdy Ho!

Izmjenio - waiter in his 60s u 16.12.2002 16:18:44

dear w.
ti to možda snimaš epizode south parka. ili imaš savršeno pamćenje?
možda možda možda ipak
don't mind if i do

pa imaš citata na netu more, samo treba malo
pronjuškat

Fakat Waltere, daj podijeli i s rajom neke adrese, zanimljive, neki nemaju zivaca bas puno surfati, pa bi bili zahvalni... jel'te.

odeš na guglo upišeš south upišeš park
upišeš quotes ili ako baš neki kojeg se
još blago sjećaš hoćeš nać odeš na bilo koji
pretraživač upišeš komadiće tog citata koji
su ti još u glavici presneš enter
i eto jeftinog i lako dostupnog
veselja za čitavu obitelj, ko tv i banane


Izmjenio - waiter in his 60s u 17.12.2002 14:49:51

Check me out, I'm such a beefcake I can't even get through the door ( cartman )

screw you anorexic bitches, mah mum says i'm
like totally buff!
now get outta my way, i wanna finish my
cheesy poofs! (cartman)

my uncle says smoking crack is kinda cool (cartman of skroz!)

najbolja scena mi je u onoj epizodi kad je autobus pokupio kennyja i odfurao u mexico. vozač ga sastruže s kotača i otkrije da je još živ. kenny zašušuren pod kapuljačom zapita:
where am i?
mexican: qe?
kenny: where am i? (glasnije)
mexican: qe?

sweet!

Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German Scheisse video, you... you'd tell me, wouldn't you?
[short pause]
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon.

iz 'South Park, Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)':

Brooke Shields: I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.

(cartman:) kenny's family is so poor that they had like to put a 2nd mortgage on their cardboard box