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matt groening rules!
a ja sam mislio da su simpsonovi nenadmašni!

Ma zajebi simpsone, to je srednja skola, futurama je fakultet...
A Bender?

Definitivno Groening je genije!


On je čuvar vremena, jahač mokrih valova...
Kao poštar lakog sna, on u snove dosurfa...

Bender: Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack

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Bender: "You're the kind of guy who visits Jerusalem and doesn't wanna see the sexeteria!"

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Fry: "Hey, Professor! Mmm, great jerky."
Professor: "My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!"

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priceless!

gledah samo jednu epizodu do sada i bila je super.

genijalno.

zakon mi je ona epizoda s misecon. najluđi mi je bija onaj redneck s "moon shall rise again" sloganom na kapi.

dvocijevka :)))

genijalno!

professor: 'if only he had joined
a mainstream religion, like oprahism... or voodoo'

Professor: Let me show you around. That's my lab table and this is my workstool. And over there is my intergalactic spaceship. And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire.

Fry: Woh, a real live spaceship!

Professor: I designed it myself... Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.

Zoidberg: ... And that's how I found my new shell. It looks the same as my old one, and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon in it.

Izmjenio - waiter in his 60s u 27.02.2003 22:01:25

Zoidberg: Sure, humans are cute but how else are we supposed to test cosmetics?

E a ova zadnja s Nixonom?

aha...
lol

Leela: You'll never get elected
president again!
Nixon: Oh, no? Well, listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as
fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and
stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me - I've become
bitter and, let's face it, crazy over the years, and once
I'm swept into office I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! Mwahahaha!!!

Bender: I sold my body. [Spits out the cash from his mouth]
Prof.: Sold your body?! Oh, Bender, I've been down that road...
I know it's glamorous and the parties are great, but you'll
end up spending every dollar you make on jewellery and
skin-tight pants.

Fry: This is crazy, Bender, how are you going to live without
a body?
Bender: [Blows raspberry] Bodies are for hookers and fat
people!

zadnja epizoda je bila zakon, al ne kužim kraj.tehnički problemi na hrtu ili se matt ugledao na lyncha

Da, doista je cudno... Al jeste li skuzili kad su u jednom dijelu crtanih serija na Novoj kasnili sa titlovima? Drama...

Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those.
Actually, it wasn't hers, it was her
Dad's. Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend,
she just lived next door and never closed
her curtains."